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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:22

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
No go.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...