What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

They put up a sign reading

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Still no good.

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Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

No go.

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

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